The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...