Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...