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You know you drink too much coffee when…
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English is tough stuff.
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Leave a Specimen
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Money for panites.
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One Dollar
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The old mans bird
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What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
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An FBI investigation
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Best Thing Out of…
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