Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...