More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...