‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...