Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...