Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...