Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...