What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...