Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...