Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.