Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...