What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...