Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...