New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...