What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...