Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Great first parent
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Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...