A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...