A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...