Retirement
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Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...