Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...