Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...