Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...