The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?