Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...