Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...