So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...