Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Bad computer viruses
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At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...