yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
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Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...