Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...