What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...