The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...