Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...