If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...