Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!