New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...