To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...