Please describe him
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grasshopper with no legs
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
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Grasshopper than a cricket
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Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
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Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....