A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...