Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...