Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.