The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!