Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....