Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...