Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...