Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...