Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!