How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...