A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...