Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...