Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...