Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...